CURATED

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CURATED

The asterisk is the audit.

A satirical project about launch culture, trust badges, and the small print nobody scrolls to. We collect submitted contract addresses and record what can be shown, what can’t, and the gap between the two.

Read the Loss Ledger Read the risk notice

About

A badge is a drawing. Read the footnote.

“Curated” sounds like somebody checked. Often, it means somebody picked a font. CURATED* borrows the look of a trust badge and then tells you exactly how little it means.

What this is

  • Satire about launch hype, trust badges, and the fine print beneath them.
  • General information, written in plain language.
  • A public ledger of submitted contract addresses, with verified facts kept separate from unknowns.
  • A reminder that a label is a claim, and a claim needs evidence.

What this isn’t

  • Not a security audit, code review, or smart-contract assessment.
  • Not a certification, rating, endorsement, or partnership with anyone.
  • Not financial, investment, legal, or tax advice.
  • Not a safety guarantee. Nothing here protects you from loss.

Loss Ledger

Four addresses. Zero conclusions.

Each entry below is a contract address someone submitted. Names, tickers, and icons are shown as the tokens list themselves on public market-data sites. The charts are fixed price snapshots, not live feeds. A falling chart shows that a price went down. It does not show who lost money, how much, or why.

Entries: 4 Data snapshot: 2026-10-26 Verified incidents: 0 Established losses: None Accusations made: None

  1. Case No. 001

    Aura Final Boss $Kimchi

    Name and ticker as listed by the token, not confirmed by us

    Status: Under review
    Contract address

    CSocnzcRpgSCr1naKcNTieWZUxb6rABe45j844m7pump

    Peak close $0.0378 · 2026-10-20 Latest close $0.00979 · 2026-10-26 Daily closes, USD, 2026-10-20 to 2026-10-26 (7 days available). Static snapshot, not live.
    What we know
    • Public listings show the name “Aura Final Boss” and ticker Kimchi for this address on Solana.
    • Its main trading pool is on PumpSwap, with data from 2026-10-20.
    • The highest daily close in the chart window was 74.1% above the latest close.
    What remains unverified
    • Not verified Who created or promotes the token
    • Not established Any incident or misconduct
    • Not established Why the price moved
    • Not established Holder losses
    Dated sources
    Peak-to-latest drawdown Price only, not losses
    −74.1%
    Holder losses Not established

  2. Case No. 002

    The White Whale $WhiteWhale

    Name and ticker as listed by the token, not confirmed by us

    Status: Under review
    Contract address

    a3W4qutoEJA4232T2gwZUfgYJTetr96pU4SJMwppump

    Peak close $0.00741 · 2026-05-08 Latest close $0.000851 · 2026-10-26 Daily closes, USD, 2026-04-27 to 2026-10-26 (183 days available). Static snapshot, not live.
    What we know
    • Public listings show the name “The White Whale” and ticker WhiteWhale for this address on Solana.
    • Its main trading pool is on PumpSwap, with data from 2025-10-13.
    • The highest daily close in the chart window was 88.5% above the latest close.
    What remains unverified
    • Not verified Who created or promotes the token
    • Not established Any incident or misconduct
    • Not established Why the price moved
    • Not established Holder losses
    Dated sources
    Peak-to-latest drawdown Price only, not losses
    −88.5%
    Holder losses Not established

  3. Case No. 003

    DADDY TATE $DADDY

    Name and ticker as listed by the token, not confirmed by us

    Status: Under review
    Contract address

    4Cnk9EPnW5ixfLZatCPJjDB1PUtcRpVVgTQukm9epump

    Peak close $0.0294 · 2026-07-04 Latest close $0.00655 · 2026-10-26 Daily closes, USD, 2026-04-27 to 2026-10-26 (183 days available). Static snapshot, not live.
    What we know
    • Public listings show the name “DADDY TATE” and ticker DADDY for this address on Solana.
    • Its main trading pool is on Raydium, with data from 2024-06-09.
    • The highest daily close in the chart window was 77.7% above the latest close.
    What remains unverified
    • Not verified Who created or promotes the token
    • Not verified Any link to a person the name refers to
    • Not established Any incident or misconduct
    • Not established Why the price moved
    • Not established Holder losses
    Dated sources
    Peak-to-latest drawdown Price only, not losses
    −77.7%
    Holder losses Not established

  4. Case No. 004

    unstable coin $USDUC

    Name and ticker as listed by the token, not confirmed by us

    Status: Under review
    Contract address

    CB9dDufT3ZuQXqqSfa1c5kY935TEreyBw9XJXxHKpump

    Peak close $0.0186 · 2026-05-06 Latest close $0.00224 · 2026-10-26 Daily closes, USD, 2026-04-27 to 2026-10-26 (183 days available). Static snapshot, not live.
    What we know
    • Public listings show the name “unstable coin” and ticker USDUC for this address on Solana.
    • Its main trading pool is on PumpSwap, with data from 2025-05-18.
    • The highest daily close in the chart window was 87.9% above the latest close.
    What remains unverified
    • Not verified Who created or promotes the token
    • Not established Any incident or misconduct
    • Not established Why the price moved
    • Not established Holder losses
    Dated sources
    Peak-to-latest drawdown Price only, not losses
    −87.9%
    Holder losses Not established

Risk Notice

The fine print, printed large.

01 Evidence

A ledger entry moves out of “Not verified” only when it has a dated, publicly checkable source, such as on-chain records or published statements. Each source is listed with the date it was accessed.

Screenshots, rumours, and anonymous posts do not count as evidence on their own.

02 Loss figures

A loss metric shows “Not established” until there is a documented calculation with its method, data source, and time window shown.

A price chart falling from its peak is a drawdown, not a measure of what holders actually lost. We do not treat the two as the same.

03 Allegations

Allegations are labelled as allegations and attributed to their source. We do not call any token, project, or person a scam or a scammer.

If you are connected to a listed address and have documentation, corrections are welcome and will be dated.